Posted by: jessiescrazyland | June 22, 2010

bday goodness

since im considering tunica my birthday celebration we didnt really do anything on the day, just hung out with the girls watching americas got talent. they got me this bad ass ice cream cake in the form of a giant root beer float….amazing. as soon as i figure out how to transfer pics from my phone ill get it up. also acquired a wii (wootness) a ticket to go see patton oswald with all my friends (hilarious), and the new chelsea handler book (fucking hilarious…ive already finished it). so not a bad weekend at all 🙂  just gotta get through this week then sunday im off to gamble.

Posted by: jessiescrazyland | June 17, 2010


4 days till the big 29

10 days till tunica….i need the vacation more than ever now lol

Posted by: jessiescrazyland | June 17, 2010


so where to begin…? as i said before i work in a liquor store and crazy ass things happen here, and today was doozy. s0 back story real fast…saturday 2 african american girls came into the store and looked shady the whole time they were here then left without buying anything, at which point i looked up our security video and found that they had stolen a 750ml of hennessy. most of the time when this happens the thief doesnt come back or comes months later….nope not this time.

so today about 6 we see some girls get out of thier car and instantly knew they were the same ones from saturday. so they come in one asks if we have a bathroom (we do but its in the back no ones allowed back there) and then moved off further into the store with her gigantic purse.(obviously shes the decoy) i was watching the girl who stole and she was looking over her shoulder standing in front of the cognac again so i approach. i lower my voice “ma’am i have you on video stealing this bottle from me on saturday so you can pay me for this bottle and leave or ill call the cops.” that does not fly with the ghettoness “aww no i dont owe you nothin you aint got me on no video.” i was staying calm and trying not to provoke but then she started to head for the door so i walked along still saying “excuse me you stole this and you owe me for it”.

so we make it to the front door there is one girl already out the door one beside me and one taller than me (im 6′) behind me. girl next to me body bumps me out of the way so i stumble a little. back up straight she hits me in the face. im pretty sure instinct had me hit her back but just the once trying not to smash the bottle i held over her head. she slapped me again and as i turned away she grabbed the neck of my shirt and pulled leaving a long red mark. apparently she also said “ill cut yo face bitch!!” i didnt hear this as i was in the moment of “holy shit im going to get jumped by 3 large black girls”, but my coworker heard and pressed the handy panic button alerting the cops to our predicament. they calmly walk to their car as if nothing happened (that just screams crazy to me).

so yeah that was my fun night at work now if we ever catch them i get to go to court. this is not the first time ive had to file assault charges on a thief. hopefully its the last…from now on they can have it im resigning as head thief catcher.

Posted by: jessiescrazyland | June 12, 2010

catching up

yeah so in trying to find something to do im now listening to all the Geronimo Jack’s Beard podcast and playing solitaire. see our internet is kinda sketchy and we dont always get to get online and its so hard to get videos and such to play,so im taking the opportunity to see jorge and beths point of view on lost. this is why lost is the greatest show ever its been over for a few weeks and i still cant get enough.

Posted by: jessiescrazyland | June 12, 2010

the only one awake

so boyfriend tells me 30 mins b4 our house guest got here last night, that he was coming…i love surprises. so they stayed up all night and now im up having coffee trying not to wake the snoring log on my couch. i apparently missed the poker game as well 😦   though zanax sleep is some of the best so i can not be to upset.

tunica count down 15 days… it’s going to be my first real vacation even if its only a one night stay.  the girls and i are uber excited. “im looking for the loose slots” will probably be said way more times than it should. although one of the girls is most excited about the paula dean buffet. this girl is petite and skinny and im sure she’s going to out eat all of us. its been said she could eat more than 5 plates at a buffet, i cannot wait to see this happen. it will be a most fantastic birthday celebration. 3 of the 4 of us are june birthdays and thus crazy geminis. ok time to find something else to do coffee kicking in, boredom increasing.

Posted by: jessiescrazyland | June 11, 2010


so now that lost is over i can rejoin the world. i was only getting online to check darkufo.blogspot (my favorite lost info site). i spent the past 2 weeks pouring over jorge garcias blog…and sidekick22s hehe they are just too cute. anyway it reminded me that i once did the whole blog thing on livejournal forever ago, and i missed it. its not that i need people to read what im saying its that i need a place to vent or just have something to focus on. so i cant promise they will be entertaining, nor grammatically correct, also the shift key and i do not get along. ill try and get with the technology that most of my generation has absorbed while i was theorizing lost, you know the whole putting pics and videos in. hell i cant even figure out how to resize pics from my phone (they are gigantic). so all that coming soon. other things to look forward too…i work at a liquor store so i see some of the biggest dummehs out there, im sure stories will work thier way onto here. 🙂